Blogophilia 47.7 Across The Universe
Bonus:
(hard, 2 pts) Incorporate a Taylor Swift lyric (Shake It Off)
(easy, 1 pt) Use the word "saunter" in your blog
"Tap, tap, tap......this thing on? (echos) Hello? Yo! Oh there we are."
*clears throat*
"Hello, my name is Steven, and I am a former Blogophiliac."
(Hi Steven!)
"Uh, hi. It's been.....eight months since my last submission to Blogophilia. *hangs head in shame* But I want to change, I really do. I just sorta got lost along the way. Life hasn't been easy the last few months. Instead of writing, I've been......watching tons of TV."
(collective gasp)
"I know, I know, but I just got sucked in and well, addicted to several shows that I just can't quit. Instead of facing my own creativity, I took the easy way out. I....even stopped reading my friends' blogs."
(horrific cries)
*chokes up* "I have no excuse! I'm sorry!" *runs back to seat*
*Marvin Martian saunters up to the front*
"Now listen here Clarkster, I didn't come from halfway across the universe to hear some half baked excuse as to why you haven't been writing! TV my Martian foot. You get your Earthling ass back up here and tell me what you plan to do about it!"
*Steven slowly stands up and makes his way back to the front*
"What do you want me to say, sir?"
"I want you to shake it off man, and get back to writing! Remember the steps? Step 1: when you feel powerless, pick up the pen. Step 2: come to believe that there is a group of people who want to read you (and want you to read them). Step 3: Make the decision to turn your will over to writing a little each week, even if you don't want to. Step 4......"
"Ok Ok, I'll.......think about it."
"Don't think. Just do. And if you balk at writing, just remember WWSSD?"
"WWSSD? Um.....huh?"
"What Would SassySue Do!" You remember, your good friend in Blogophilia who was always badgering you to write no matter what?"
"Yes, you have a point, sir."
"Good. My work here is done. I expect to see you bright and early next Sunday when the next topic is revealed."
"Yes, sir, thank you sir."
*Marvin whistles to Commander K and hops aboard their spaceship*
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Steven woke up, finding he had dozed off on the couch while watching TV. He had a nagging feeling that there was something he needed to do, but the thought eluded him in the vestiges of sleep. Something about W and S and K, oh and writing......yes, that was it, writing. He looked at his new computer, all fast and sleek and waiting for him to put it to the test. A gigantic yawn put to rest any thoughts of starting anything tonight. Tomorrow.....I'll do it tomorrow, he thought, and went to bed, a faint storyline starting to emerge from the deep.
