Bonus points:
(Hard, 2 pts): include "playing with a rabbit (or b00nie)"
(Easy, 1 pt): use a word in German (not the phrase "in German") the word I chose was hasenpfeffer, which means rabbit stew in German.
Upon entering the yard, she saw him....
What the heck was he doing here?
He's not supposed to be here!
She stopped in her tracks and stood watching him.
Watching him watch her.
Should she go for it?
At that moment ancient instinct welled up inside of her.
Her feet tingled, the hair on the back of her neck stood up.
In the blink of an eye she charged toward him at full speed.
He ran away.
"Come back here....oooh! Oh this day you'll rue!
I'll make hasenpfeffer out of you!"
But it was too late.
She sighed as she watched him bound through the fence to safety.
The old jack rabbit turned back to her and smirked. He loved playing with that dog's mind.
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My dog has yet to catch a rabbit, but not for lack of trying!
Photo guesses: Blast you, laser tag, point and shoot, don't mess with Marvin, take that, this is a stick up, stick'em up, freeze, don't make me hurt you, don't make me mad, blasted
